I just pynch a tree in the face
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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