So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
this hospital has no fireball
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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