Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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