Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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