If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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