Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
