shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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