Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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