So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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