haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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