He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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