We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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