tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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