There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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