STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I understand Curling. That high.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm both gender and math confused
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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