i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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