I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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