I want to stick my p in your. b.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Rumble strips road head = magical
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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