never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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