hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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