so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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