so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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