therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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