New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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