For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio