I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Sorry about my life...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.