Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.