3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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