So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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