i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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