You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
no you cant smoke seaweed
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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