I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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