I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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