Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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