there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I fill condoms, not promises.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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