Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
