I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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