Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
You're a waste of cheezeits
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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