its not stalking. its research.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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