I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
