Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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