how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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