called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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