Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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