i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Randomize
