if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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