I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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