Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
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I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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