I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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