Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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