he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.