i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great