K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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