Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
so much tequila, so little girl.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Randomize
