He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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