Plan B is the new Plan A
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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