I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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