I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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